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I cried to my mom, it was over that night on 16th
You were drunk, saying shit you didn't mean
A couple days later I said, "I had to drink too
He's a good guy, this one's on me"
And I told Lauren Sunday morning
The Kroger flowers wouldn't work this time
Then you showed up with half a dozen
And you were back in my bed by Monday night
Guess I shouldn't tell a soul when we fight
'Cause we break up, then we're back together
We're so done, then we're never better
April Fools in the middle of December
When did I go from the girl who never cried
To the girl who cried wolf?
'Cause I'm calling my sister
While I throw out your T-shirts
But she don't believe me
Hell, I wouldn't either
Hell, I wouldn't either
'Cause we were on the outs on my living room couch
When your ex called cussing me out
You didn't defend me, so I told Emily
I said, "It's really ending"
Finally broke after all the bending
It's a weight off of my chest
She said, "Here we go again"
How could I blame her when
We break up, then we're back together
We're so done, then we're never better
April Fools in the middle of December
When did I go from the girl who never cried
To the girl who cried wolf?
'Cause I'm calling your roommate
Saying, "Come get his Seager
I boxed up his books and
His toothbrush and his speakers"
I swear it is real, that it's more than a breather
But he don't believe me
Hell, I wouldn't either
No, I wouldn't either
'Cause we break up, then we're back together
We're so done, then we're never better
April Fools in the middle of December
When did I go from the girl who never cried
To the girl who cried wolf?
There's tears in her eyes
Who's this girl in the mirror?
Even she don't believe me
Hell, I wouldn't either