Lyrics:

What's that man holding in his hand?
He looks a lot like a guy I knew way back when
It's Silly Willy with that Philly band
Could be, oo-ee

Tell me, what's that man movin' cross the stage?
It looks a lot like the one used by Jimmy Page
It's like a relic from a different age
Could be, oo-ee

If there's a rock show at the Concertgebouw
They've got long hair at the Madison Square
You've got rock and roll at the Hollywood Bowl
We'll be there, oh yeah

The lights go down, they're back in town, okay
Behind the stacks, you glimpse an axe
The tension mounts, you score an ounce, olé
The temperatures rise as you see the whites of their eyes

If there's a rock show at the Concertgebouw
You've got long hair at the Madison Square
They've got rock and roll at the Hollywood Bowl
We'll be there, (Ooh-ooh-ooh) oh yeah
Oh if there’s a-

In my green metal suit, I'm preparing to shoot up the city (Oi! Oi!)
And the ring at the end of my nose makes me look rather pretty (Oi! Oi!)
It's a pity there's nobody here to witness the end
Save for my dear old friend and confidante, Mademoiselle Kitty
Kitty, kitty, kitty (Ahaha)
(Oh yeah!)

What's that man moving to and fro?
That decibel meter doesn't seem to be reading low
They was louder at the Rainbow
Could be, oo-ee

Oh If there's a rock show at the Concertgebouw
You've got long hair at the Madison Square
They've got rock and roll at the Hollywood Bowl
We'll be there, (Ooh) Oh yeah

If there's a rock show at the Concertgebouw
They've got long hair, oh at the Madison
Rock 'n' roll at the Hollywood Bowl
(Rock show) Come on
(Rock show) Got long hair at the Madison
(Rock show) Rock ‘n’ roll at the Hollywood Bowl
(Rock show) Show! Ooh, ohh
(Rock show) (Long hair) I'm takin' you there
(Long hair) (Rock 'n' roll) Oh at the Madison
(Rock show) (Rock show) Ooh rock show, come on, yeah
(Rock show) (Long hair) rock with us, ah yeah
(Long hair) (Rock 'n' roll) Yeah

Who's that there?
Who's that there?
Huh?
Oh it’s you babe? Oh, that's alright
Come on, let's go down
Come on now, we're going down to the rock show
Remember last week when I promised that I was gonna buy a good ticket to the rock show, well I bought it
Come on now, now get your dress on
Place your wig on straight
We can’t be late, c'mon, we got a date
We're goin’ down to the rock show
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