Lyrics:

Everybody gets the blues now and then
And don't know what to do
I've had it happen many, many times to me
And so have you
But those days have gone and passed
I've found out what to do at last
When I feel all in, down and out
You can hear me shout
Oh, hello central, get me Doctor Jazz
He's got just what I need, I say he has
When the world goes wrong and I've got the blues
He's the man that makes me get out both my dancin' shoes
The more I get, the more I want, it seems
I page old Doctor Jazz in all my dreams
When I'm in trouble, bound and mixed
He's the guy that gets me fixed
Hello, central, get me Doctor Jazz

Who's that comin' up the aisle?
Is that old Doctor Jazz?
Why, it looks like the old sawbones hisself
If you ever get trouble, band and mix
Doctor Jazz gets you fixed