Lyrics:

Good evening
Welcome to our program
It is I, Nosferuiz
I bring you another thrilling installment from the Screamwriters' Crypt
Tonight, our creature feature comes from the creepiest screenplays of all time
Not one, nor two, but 12 terrific tales
I hope we can finish this marathon before sunrise
Our first tragic story stars Peasy, Mana, Goni, Hell, and Lordi
Now hold on to your crosses and put salt on the windows and doors as we bring you
Unliving Picture Show