Lyrics:

Chicken!
Kung Pow (chicken!)
Mongolian (chicken!)
Sweet and sour (chicken!)
Cashew (chicken!)
Do the moo shoo
Moo shoo-shoo, moo-moo shoo, moo-moo shoo
Moo-moo shoo, moo-moo-moo, moo shoo-shoo
(Do the moo shoo)
Pork!
Mandarin (pork!)
Barbeque (pork!)
Sweet and sour (pork!)
Spicy shreded (pork!)
(Pork)
Do the tofu
To foo-foo, to-to-to, to foo-foo
Foo-foo to, to-to-to, to to foo
Stop!
Break a fortune cookie
Beware of grape with wooden mallet
Ain't that the truth