Lyrics:

Well, there's acid rain falling and it's killing up all my bean fields
It's got me contemplating revelation speaking on the seven seals
Life down here's getting pretty hard
Think it's time I start my own damn mission to Mars
'Cause these rich folks talking about going into outer space
(Outer space, outer space)
But a poor man like me won't have enough dough to ever leave this place
(Gonna leave this place)
So as I look up at the stars think it's time to start
My own damn mission to Mars
And I'll be riding on a comet I'm anti-gravity (anti-gravity)
That old man in the moon you know he ain't got nothing on me (he ain't got nothing on me)
So I shoot him the bird as I fly by there ain't
No such thing as being too high
And out here in the woods is a damn fine place to start
I'm the captain of this rocket ship, I'm on my own mission to Mars

I'll be cruising through space like a modern day Han Solo (one leg, lose)
I'll be the only one there in a stetson hat and a bolo (he ain't got to lose)
Got some hydroponic and cuban cigars think it's time
I start my own damn mission to Mars
And I'll be riding on a comet I'm anti-gravity (anti-gravity)
That old man in the moon you know he ain't got nothing on me (he ain't got nothing on me)
So I shoot him the bird as I fly by
There ain't no such thing as being too high
Out here in the woods is a damn fine place to start
I'm the captain of this rocket ship I'm on my own mission to Mars

I'll be pouring 'em tall and burning 'em down
I won't have to go anywhere for my boots to leave the ground (gon' leave the ground)
No rocket fuel, flying cars, think it's time I start
My own damn mission to Mars
And all I'll need is a little spark think it's time I start
My own damn mission to Mars