Lyrics:

Carl was going to walk until he found Alaska or a knife
To carve a sneer into a bathroom wall
While Willie found his note that would lead him to her legs
That were lying in her bed still calling out for Carl, oh
Where has has my love gone?
I'll love Willie. Will he love me?
Carl found Alaska hunted seals for seven months
Found it immoral, returned to seek his home
Little did he find when he arrived the door was open
Everything was out on the lawn
Oh where has my love gone?
She loves Willie. Will she love me?
Carl found Alaska hunted seals for seven months
Found it immoral returned to seek his home