Lyrics:

So raise your glass and have a drink with me
Here's to the vandals in the crowd
All just out there livin' the dream
Part of the one and only Moscow drinking team
We go to Poehlman on Tuesday nights
Yeah, you oughta see it, man, it's quite a sight
We drink AMFs out of a fishbowl, one at a time
Yeah, the bartender tried to cut me off after five
And I tried to tell him that I was fine
So we had ourselves a little compromise
At this point, it's about 10:45
And I'm at the bar gettin' breathalyzed
While the Poehlman kids were gettin' sick outside
The bartender couldn't believe his eyes
He said, "Well, son, I guess you were right
According to this, you're actually fine to drive"
So raise your glass and have a drink with me
Here's to the vandals in the crowd
All just out there livin' the dream
Part of the one and only Moscow drinking team
On Wednesday nights you can find us at Mingles
Whether you are taken or single
Drinkin' Vandalizers, two at a time
And on Thursday nights, yeah, we shut down the club
And for ladies, well, that's just half off tubs
And for boys, well, that's enough to keep us around
On the weekends, I don't know where I'll be
But I'm almost certain I can guarantee
You can find me down at 727 Elm Street
So raise your glass and have a drink with me
Here's to the vandals in the crowd
All just out there livin' the dream
Part of the one and only Moscow drinking team

One time I went down to BSU
To see my friends from high school
See what these Broncos were all about
But these Broncos turn to asses real fast
When me and my buddies met a guy named Chad
And he challenged us to go drink for drink with him
Well, it was one round, two rounds, three through nine
And Chad and his buddies weren't lookin' so fine
So I said, "Hey, bartender, how about one more?"
Well, that tenth shot hit 'em like an old Mack truck
And we decided to take our training wheels off
And we tucked 'em in right there on the barroom floor
Well, we tucked 'em in and I guess we had ten more
So raise your glass and have a drink with me
Here's to the vandals in the crowd
All just out there livin' the dream
Part of the one and only Moscow drinking team