Lyrics:

I broke joseph's cane on the nativity scene
I didn't even notice until i heard a scream
Why is everybody staring at a baby in a manger anyway

Since when do we chop down a tree and bring it inside
And cover it with lights and toys have they lost their mind
I was only trying to fetch one
But it turns out these balls don't bounce they break

My snacks are wrapped in paper i can smell but not touch
They all say we're waiting but i don't know for what
Apparently a stranger coming down the chimney's nothing to fear
Oh man, it's a weird time of year
I saw they left some cookies on the counter for me
But when i ate them they got mad said that's not a treat
It's so dang confusing no matter what i do i'm losing it seems
Socks are on the fireplace and not on their feet
Every day they play the same eight songs on repeat
They're dressing me in antlers saying
'don't you make the cutest reindeer'
Aw man, it's a weird time of year
It's a weird time of year
It's a weird time of year
They take me to the mall and stick me on some guy's knee
He sees me when i'm sleeping? sounds suspicious to me
Just when you get the hang of it it all goes back to normal round here
Oh man, it's a weird time of year
Oh man, it's a weird time of year