Lyrics:

Put up an artificial tree
Turn on the fire on directv
Get out that plastic mistletoe
Wish for a dusting of soap suds snow
Homemade batch of slice and bake
Pass em around on a paper plate
Let's cuddle like it's ten below
And watch the falling soap suds snow
If the spirit's in your heart
The decorations don't make any difference
No such thing as fake or real
Just make it up til it becomes tradition
And feels like Christmas
That holiday movie we're watching tonight
You know it was probably made in july
Everyone's sweating in winter clothes
Frolicking round in the soap suds snow
So let's hang that tattered cardboard wreath
Mamma bought way back when i was three
Plug in the candles watch them glow
And we can make angels in soap suds snow
Bring on a dusting of soap suds snow