Lyrics:

A long time ago
In a city not far from the place you are now
There was an epidemic and somewhat a curse sweeping the land
Those in abundance of cakes and pies from the far reaches of the Earth that would bring wonder and amazement to the soul of any man who witnessed it
But there was one vital thing that was missing
Until one day, a young boy by the name of Cecil Pavlova invented something
So delicious, so scrumptious, so bursting with yellow flavor
That it changed the face of pie forever

Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova
Give me back my custard

Give me back my custard
What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What
Give me back my custard
Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova

Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova
A young boy by the name of Cecil Pavlova invented something

What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What
That it changed the face of pie forever

Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova
Give me back my custard

Give me back my custard
What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What
Give me back my custard
Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova
Cecil Pavlova

Give me back my custard