Lyrics:

Stop in the name of fudge
No messing with my Mars

Have you noticed sommet
When you're down the Spar?
You feel a little peckish
You want a chocolate bar
You take one off the counter
You think that you have grown taller
Are your hands getting bigger
Or are these bars getting smaller?
They're robbing you of chocolate
That's not very nice
They're half the size they used to be
But always the same price!
Stop in the name of fudge
No messing with my Mars
Stop in the name of fudge
Stop shrinking my chocolate bars

Pop in the newsagents
You won't believe your eyes
Every time you buy a bar
They've shrunk again in size
They tell you that they're shrinking them
To look after your health
But we all know they're doing it
To maximise the wealth
They say "Don't eat all that chocolate"
"You need a healthy diet"
I know that chocolate makes me fat
Come on, that's why I buy it!
Stop in the name of fudge
No messing with my Mars
Stop in the name of fudge
Stop shrinking my chocolate bars

Don't play your tricks
With my Twix
Mr Mars, did you hear what I said?
'Cause if you keep shrinking
My chocolate bars
I'm gonna put a Bounty on your head
Stop in the name of fudge
No messing with my Mars
Stop in the name of fudge
Stop shrinking my chocolate bars
(My chocolate bars)
Stop in the name of fudge
No messing with my Mars
Stop in the name of fudge
Stop shrinking my chocolate bars
(My chocolate bars)
Don't get fiddling with me fudge!
Four fingers