Lyrics:

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm the one of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stolen many a man's soul and faith
I was around when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and faith
A maiden Charlotte Pallet
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
Stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was time for a change
I killed the Czar and his ministers
Anastasia, she screamed in vain
I rode a tank, I held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
Watched with glee while your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades for the God they made
Shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all it was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I'm the one of wealth and taste
While latex runs to the door
Who'll get killed before they reach Bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's confusing you
Is the nature of my game

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
Yes, not every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners, they are saints
And I hate to tell you, just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me, have some courtesy
Have some sympathy and some taste
Use all your well-learned politics
Or I'll lay some waste
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm the one of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stolen many a man's soul and faith
I was around when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and faith
A maiden Charlotte Pallet
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's worrying you
Is the nature of my game