Lyrics:

I don't take phone calls when I'm fishing
I don't do weddings and I don't do dishes
I'm not gonna sit in the front pew
I don't go to the mall on Saturday
I never felt the call to spend my time that way
But I'm proud to say I do for you
Get a real job
Move across town
Stop at one beer
Grow up and settle down
Ain't it strange how all the things I'd never do
I do for you

I ain't the kind of guy to take a week off
Drive up the coast just to watch some leaves fall
Or spend money on a hot tub hotel room
I never thought I'd go for candles by the bathtub
Roses on the bed or 30-minute back rubs
But I'm proud to say I do for you
Get a real job
Move across town
Stop at one beer
Grow up and settle down
Ain't it strange how all the things I'd never do
I do for you

Trim my beard up
Put a suit on
Pick a preacher
Pick a love song
Never thought I'd see the day I'd say, "I do"
But I do for you

I do for you