Lyrics:

Have mercy, lookie there, what's she doin' in here?
I think I just fell in love
You only get one chance at a first impression
So I better not screw this up
Well, she's a nine out of ten and I'm the one she's missin'
More woman than I deserve
After sitting and waiting, internally debating
I finally worked up the nerve, and I said
"Howdy, do you come here often?
Mind if I sit down?
How'd you slip through the back door of Heaven?
Does the good Lord know you got out?
Honey, you're out of my league
But we'd make a good team far as I'm concerned
Howdy, how do I make the whole town wonder
"How'd he wind up with her?""
I was feeling pretty slick when she said
"I'll admit I ain't heard that before"
Next thing you know, we were both boot scootin'
All across the sawdust floor
Well, I landed me a kiss, say, "What you doin' after this?"
I said, "I'm free for the rest of your life"
Well, who would've thought it? The fire got started
With a little bitty pick-up line that sounded like
"Howdy, do you come here often?
Mind if I sit down?
How'd you slip through the back door of Heaven?
Does the good Lord know you got out?
Honey, you're out of my league
But we'd make a good team far as I'm concerned
Howdy, how do I make the whole town wonder
"How'd he wind up with her?""

Howdy, do you come here often?
Mind if I sit down?
How'd you slip through the back door of Heaven?
Does the good Lord know you got out?
Honey, you're out of my league
But we'd make a good team far as I'm concerned
Howdy, how do I make the whole town wonder
"How'd he wind up with her?"
How do I make the whole town wonder
What kind of spell I got you under?
"Either he's rich or she's Stevie Wonder
How'd he wind up with her?"