Lyrics:

[Verse 1: Neil Tennant, (Audience)
God save the Queen
Ah, the fascist regime (Fascist regime)
They made you a moron (Oh, well thanks very much)
A walking H-bomb (Hiroshima)
God save the Queen (Uh-huh)
She ain't no human being (Yeah, well that's
True, I suppose) (She's a fucking raccoon)
There is no future
For western Europe
No future (Hey, I know this song)
No future (This is an old Sex Pistols song, isn't it?)
No future for you
[Interlude: Neil Tennant, (Audience)
Allow me to introduce Les Objects, my backing group for the night
Come on, girls, show them what you're made of
(Sexist) What do you mean, sexist? I've
Been doing this routine for twenty years
Okay, let's dance (No)
Come on, Neil, show us your chest (What? Oh, God, get off, no)
Can somebody get Neil a medallion, please? (Oh no, oh no)
God save your noble Queenie, yeah, she needs it
(Listen, if you're a comedian, why don't you tell us a joke?)
You know, a lot of famous American comedians are
Really (Yeah, really) great friends of mine, thank you
(What was that, a joke? It was pathetic)
Yeah, I've done a lot of TV shows, and I've done a lot
Of commercials, and mostly, mostly, I really enjoyed it
Thank you very much, okay
(Oh, well, bully for you)
We mean it, man
(Listen, how much money am I gonna get for this?
I mean, I'm not enjoying it, right, and I think
I should get paid a lot of money for it, right)
(Okay, listen, I'm not gonna go on with this, right
Unless I get at least, uh, thirty quid, right)
Well, no, well, okay, I'll do it for twenty-five
(Okay, I'll sing the next verse for a fiver, okay?)
(Les Jackson, welcome, that's why I said shut up, that's it, welcome)