Lyrics:

I'm a lonesome guitar strangler
Down the road I go
Strangling guitar players
Every day I get one more
Shoot them full of musk tone
My reverb kills them slow
Gonna use my G-string
On a fella named Gabor Szabo

I'm a lonesome guitar strangler
So full of hate you see
Out on the trail of all you copycats
Copy Wes Montgomery

I'm a lonesome guitar strangler
All my bread I serve in a banger
Out on the trail of incense and sitar
Doctor Berry, Ravi Shankar

I'm a lonesome guitar strangler
Smoking psychedelic guitar kinks
Ready to do in every one of y'all
Better get ready, Jimi Hendrix
I'm a lonesome guitar strangler
Down the road I go
Play "I Just Need to Sleep"
So you can get a little real