Lyrics:

Well, everybody's somebody in St. Hedwig, Texas
Can I get a hell, yeah? (One, two, four)

Everybody's somebody in St. Hedwig, Texas
There ain't nobody, nobody here
Everybody's somebody in St. Hedwig, Texas
Relax, kick back, have a beer
It's a special little Texas town but big as a minute
And it's oh so special now that you are in it, oh
Everybody's somebody in St. Hedwig, Texas
There ain't nobody, nobody here (that's right)

It's a special little Texas town but big as a minute
And it's oh so special now that you are in it
Everybody's somebody in St. Hedwig, Texas
There ain't nobody, nobody here
Everybody's somebody in St. Hedwig, Texas
There ain't nobody, nobody here
'Cause everybody is somebody here
Looking good, looking good on the dance floor