Lyrics:

Okay, children, since Eric Cartman can't seem to remember the words to "O Holy night"
I'm going to give one of you children this cattle prod, and if Eric forgets any words
Just shock him a little, okay?
Here you go, Kyle, why don't you take it?
Sweet!
Okay, Eric, whenever you're ready
And, oh holy night
Hey!
Oh, what was that for? I didn't screw up!
No, Kyle, you can't shock him unless he forgets the words (in)
Oh, holy night, the stars are brightly shining
It is the night of our dear Savior's birth
Oh, holy night, with the angels singing
It is the night with the Christmas trees in bloom
Those aren't the words, Eric!
This Jesus was born, and so we give praise (okay)
Fall on your knees, and hear the angels' voices
Hey!
Oh night, oh night
Very nice, Eric!
Oh night, oh night divine
Hey, see? I remembered that whole chorus
Didn't even have to
Missed it!
Oh, night
Divine!
Damn, Cartman!
Wow!
Oh night, oh night, divine
Ah!
Okay, Eric, now we're gonna do the French words
What?