Lyrics:

Thanks for the water
Thanks for the wine
Thanks for showin' me a real cool time
Thanks, thanks, thanks

Thanks for the whiskey
Thanks for the beers
Thanks for the heartache
Thanks for the tears
Thanks, thanks, thanks

Thanks for the marijuana
And the hashish too
And every other thing I ever smoked with you (hell)
Thanks, thanks, thanks
Thank you

Thanks for the heroin
And the cocaine too
And the epidural that got me and her through
Thanks, thanks, thanks

Thanks for the acid
And the ecstasy
And the methamphetamine, hoowhee!
Thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks
Thank you, pretty baby

Thanks for the water
Thanks for the wine
Thanks for showin' me a real cool time
Thanks, thanks, thanks
Thanks

I'll give you a couple more
I'm startin' to get in a mood