Lyrics:

Is that you, hon?
Yeah, it's me, baby
I've been standing out here in this rain for
Over an hour waiting for the sky to fall off
So come here, come here
Baby, I been waiting for you all my days
Well, here I am, mama
Let me kiss you one time
Oh, kiss me
You're so sweet, come on
Oh, kiss me, baby
Some men don't even know that I'm around
Guess it's 'cause I only work when the sun goes down
When you leave your wife and kids alone at night
I just sit around and make sure that they alright
Just call me wife sitter
You husbands don't be bitter
'Cause when you go out you take a babysitter
And when you call your wife, think some heaven sent (Mmm, yeah)
See no reason why we all can't be content

Don't worry 'bout your kids, oh, I'll treat 'em kind
After all, half of them are mine
While you're out making love to some man's wife
I'm doin' the same to yours at the same time
Just call me wife sitter
I'm a mighty handy critter
You oughta be glad somebody's with her
And if I like my job so well I wanna stay (Mmm, yeah)
I just might move you out into the street someday
I'm gon' love your wife now
Groove, mama
Lord, put my arms around your wife and hug her, haha
You somewhere sittin' up in a room
I'm in your house, haha
Takin' care of business, ha
Just call me wife sitter
I'm a mighty handy critter
Don't be bitter because I'm with her, ha
I'm a wife sitter, ha
I'm a homewrecker, that's what I am, haha
I ain't even got no wife for you to sit with, ha
Why should I get a wife?
I don't need one
Lord, if you got one I'll use yours, hahahaha
Lord have mercy, ha
I'm a wife sitter, ha
I'm a mighty handy critter
Don't be bitter