Lyrics:

I have noticed
That all the little sounds
Gather 'round her
And they bring my volume down
She has got
All I need
Anatomically correct
And I forget (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
There'd be days like these (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
I can hardly breathe (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
This is not what I need (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

I should stop her
'Cos she's pissing on my lawn
And the lights are out
I guess all my fuses are blown
Turn the hose
On my house
Addam's Family pinball
Begins to reset (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
This is not what I need (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
I can hardly breathe (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
No more days like these (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

I followed her down
Into the garbage can
With the noise that she makes
She cuts my profits down
And all associated corporations
And my home appliances sleep
Take vacations
And they lie and they steal and they cheat
She has got
All I need
Anatomically correct
And I forget (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
There'd be days like these (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
I can hardly breathe (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
This is not what I need (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)