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That is so nice, thank you
Thank you
Thank you very much
Just let it all out let it all out
This is such an amazing city
I was here when? a year ago?
Who came to see me last year when I was right down the street there?
I just stay in a block radius that's my rule what I do
Is there anything bigger than this in the next block that I'm gonna step up?
All right well I'll just do one show here and one there next time
But this is just an amazing city
I'm so happy to be here
Thank you very much
Anybody who's watching the show I appreciate that
'Cause you've helped tremendously
I'm back on tour which is fun
But I took a little time off between shooting the show and touring
I went camping which I hadn't ever done before
It was an amazing experience
I went to an amazing place, Montana
I don't know if anybody has been to Montana
But it is gorgeous
I've never seen anything like it
And I'm sorry Maine, I was in Maine
It is beautiful and I've never seen any place like it
It is so special
Anyway the story still applies
I'm camping and I woke up
And I never wake up this early
But I woke up to watch the sunset
I'm sitting in front of my tent
Eating breakfast some type of mueslix
Or some kind of outdoorsy healthy thing
Just from my hand
I didn't even have a bowl
I had milk and mueslix
And just a spoon made from wood
Anyway so I'm having my mueslix
And I hear some kind of noise
And of course I'm kinda scared
I look and I'm telling you
Like right like ten feet away from me
There's a family of deer
Drinking from a little babbling brook
Just a mother father two little baby deer
I thought oh I wish I had a gun
'Cause just right there
Bang bang bang bang bang
I could've shot them and killed them
Gutted them skinned them sprinkled them on my cereal
I just had to be so close to be able to
I had a spoon so I hit them as hard as I
Just over their little head
Just oh with the
'Cause the baby can't run as fast
So I had that
Like that, and it cracked
But I was just
'Cause the baby is so tender and juicy
They're little so
And he just looked and scurried away
He just got away
So, that's sarcasm I don't understand hunting at all
I've just never
You know and my cousin is hunting
And he knows that I hate it
And he is so happy
He called me the other day
I got myself an eight point duck
I don't know the terminology but
Tell me all about this thing that he had to drag to the car
It's a poor little innocent animal just standing around
Thinking little deer thoughts
I wonder where the berries are?
What's this on my hoof? whatever they are thinking
Then they kill him and put their heads on their walls
Of their living room
Its last expression before being killed is on their wall
I shot it, hahaha I killed it
It wouldn't do anything, it was just standing there
What's your point?
I can see if it was something you hated
Something you're so proud that you killed, like a burglar
I have his last expression before you shot him
I shot him
I killed him, he was coming in
Going for the Sony
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls
They say 'cause it's such a beautiful animal
There you go
I think my mother's attractive but I have photographs of her
Wasn't mom pretty?
She had great legs too they're in the next room come on
I'll tell you the deer heads I feel sorry for the most
You see them on walls of bars or restaurants
They have silly party hats on them
Silly sunglasses streamers around their necks
Those are the ones I feel sorry for
I mean obviously they were
At a party having a good time