Lyrics:

And my daughter will always be very special to me 'cause she's my
First child and she's my only little girl, but it's really killing
Me the way she's growing up 'cause she's, now she's in her room
Listening to her stereo, she's online with her friends and little
Boys are starting to call the house now. Oh my God, we had a kid call
The house at two in the morning. Oh, oh yes, I lost it. 'Cause first
Off, I'm sound asleep in la la land with Farrah Fawcett and a
Mountain somewhere and I hear a phone ring. I'm like, "Who's got
A phone in the mountains?" So when I realize it's mine, I'm already
A little miffed. So I said, "Hello?" And this little voice goes
"Uh, is Emily there?" And I go, "Dude, if you have a brain in
Your skull, you will hang this phone up right now." And my wife
Said, "Bill, you've gotta be nice." And I go, "No ma'am, nice
Stops at midnight." And she said, "What are you gonna do when
These little boys come over to the house?" And I said, "Oh, I'll
Tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna pull the young man in tight
Next to me so only he and I can hear the conversation. And I'm
Gonna whisper in his ear and I'm gonna say, 'Boy, look at me. You
See that little girl right there? That's my only little girl, man
She's my life. So if you have any thoughts about hugging or kissing
You remember these words: I got no problem going back to prison.'"