Lyrics:

Somebody stole my gal
Somebody stole my pal
Somebody came in here and took her away, oh mercy
She didn't even say she was leaving, oh mercy
Her kisses I miss so, oh
She's missing mine I know
Mmm, gee, if she could see, oh, poor me
Her lonesome pal
That woman come on running back to me, I ain't lying neither
Somebody stole my gal

Yeah, Sherlock Holmes, is you 'round here?
Go on and find that woman now
You know I can't take it
Sherlock, go on and find her now
Quick like in the needle

She's up at Maggie Jones', well, go on up there and get her
I don't mind I'll be up there, I don't wanna get hurt
No

You ain't heard nothing yet?
Oh my goodness, call her and do something, yeah

Somebody stole my gal
Somebody stole my pal
Oh, somebody came and took her away
She didn't even say she was leaving
Her kisses I miss so
She's missing mine I know
Oh gee, if she could see, poor me
Her lonesome pal
She'd come running, running, running back to me
Somebody stole my gal