Lyrics:

Gunter, glieben, glauten, globen
Give it to me, baby
(Uh-huh, uh-huh)
Give it to me, baby
(Uh-huh, uh-huh)
Give it to me, baby
(Uh-huh, uh-huh)
And all the girls say I'm pretty fly for a white guy

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis
You know, it's kinda hard just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool, but he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue and he may not have style
But everythin' he lacks, well, he makes up in denial
So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
You've gotta play the field, and keep it real
For you, no way, for you, no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least then you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabes, ah
Hey, hey, do that brand-new thing
Give it to me, baby
(Uh-huh, uh-huh)
Give it to me, baby
(Uh-huh, uh-huh)
Give it to me, baby
(Uh-huh, uh-huh)
And all the girls say I'm pretty fly for a white guy
He needs some cool tunes, not just any will suffice
But they didn't have Ice Cube, so he bought Vanilla Ice
Now cruisin' in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice, they're gonna kick his lily ass
So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
You've gotta play the field, and keep it real
For you, no way, for you, no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least then you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world loves wannabes, so
Hey, hey, do that brand-new thing

Now he's gettin' a tattoo, yeah, he's gettin' ink done
He asked for a 13, but they drew a 31
Friends say he's tryin' too hard, and he's not quite hip
But in his own mind, he's the, he's the dopest trip
Give it to me, baby
(Uh-huh, uh-huh)
Give it to me, baby
(Uh-huh, uh-huh)
Give it to me, baby
(Uh-huh, uh-huh)
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis
So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
You've gotta play the field, and keep it real
For you, no way, for you, no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least then you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabes, so
The world loves a wannabe, so
Let's get some more wannabes now
Hey, hey, do that brand-new thing