Lyrics:

I look at you like my dog sees the back screen porch
Could there be more?
Could it be me as a friend holdin' you while the weed kicks in?
Cards on the table and eyes on the door
I love you, but not 'til I've had someone else
Remind me why I keep my hands to myself
I mean it, I'm mean but it's good for my health
Keepin' my hands to myself

Soon enough I'll call it, silly me, soon as it gets hard to fall asleep
Soon as I swallow, I choke
Get the nerve to get to second base, stayin' up at someone else's place
Missin' the heart that I broke
And I love you, but not 'til I've had someone else
Remind me why I keep my hands to myself
I mean it, I'm mean but it's good for my health
And it's harmless, it's hard to remember his name
Forgive me for bein' some moth to some flame
It helps me remember the way that it felt
Keepin' my hands to myself