Lyrics:

If I had money, I'd tell you what I'd do
I'd go downtown and buy a Mercury too
I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the road
The boy I love I stole him from a friend
She got lucky, stole him back again
I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the road

Crazy poppa, you look so fine
I've been trying to make it for tonight
I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
Crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the road

If I had money, I'd tell you what I'd do
I'd go downtown and buy a Mercury too
I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
Crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury
And cruise it up and down the road