Lyrics:

If your equipment isn't properly set up
You might be missing some of the benefits that stereo can provide
This is a test for balancing the volume of your stereo speakers
Like this!
And over and over opening up the line you're hit for
I planned with a little hip-hop
Yeah. I just want to get my
With some lie
I'm telling you the truth bro
Boy you're whole
Ripmaster's smoking dope
And you know
I ain't a phoney
Show up like a razor
But the real side of Roamie
Friends call me Rip
Call me Ripmaster
I'm like a Lucien Fort Olivier Abbeloos Disaster!
Now you no need anesthetic
You're automatic
You don't get it?
It's not being an addict
Boy because a gay wants speed
It's override. It was funny
All over this tonight
Is it a Daydream?
Is this a Nightmare of E. Street?
Even Freddy's aware of the horrors
I'm the fear and not your play
Now I slam, make rhymes every day
Cos I'm The Man With The Masterplan
For all the golden move
Cos I'm so smooth!
Are you still listening man?
Or are you sleeping on the slick peripheral?
All over at hard!
Again and again!
Over and over!
Ripmaster's doing damage
What you looking at?
This speaker's from a Stonehenge
It's reality
Look at what he's found, see!
The Fuck you gotta say for yourself?
Tell me
You'd probably say "Ripmaster's no joke!"
Well, me taboo
But the only thing I say is "Hell no!"
Lemme kick your ass
I give you lotion to split it!
You know what I mean
Boy, forget it!
Let's go back home where you belong
Boy for me you're another butter toy
And anyway I can help to save the play
It's getting hotter
And daft, and louder
Each and every way!
Every minute, every second, every hour I'm ripped!
I got the power and I got so mad!
Cos I'm The Man With The Masterplan
For all the golden move
I'm so goddamn smooth!
Keep it workin'!
The next test is for noise generated by your equipment