Lyrics:

This is a song about the things that Eric truly believes. It’s done in a clever way with a lot of word play as are most of his songs.
I believe that gas is too damn high
Ain't nothing more American than Mama's apple pie
I believe in love, I believe in peace
But I don't believe we'll ever see it in that Middle East
I believe the Bible is cold, hard fact
And I believe that Jesus is coming back
Before she does

I believe the Sabbath is a day of rest
The taxman and the Devil share the same address
I believe don't start if you're gonna quit
I believe in keep your mouth shut and carry a big stick
I believe dogs are better than cats
And I believe that Jesus is coming back
Before she does

There's absolutely, positively
No doubt in my mind
That OJ did it, Lee Harvey didn't
And she's really gone this time

I believe that cold, cold beer
Tastes better on a bar stool than it does anywhere
I believe hard work really makes the man
But everyone should wet a line every now and then
I believe it's best to pay in cash
And I believe that Jesus is coming back
Before she does

There's absolutely, positively
No doubt in my mind
That OJ did it, Lee Harvey didn't
And she's really gone this time

Yeah, I believe she was a real good thing
Can you believe I let a girl like her get away?
I believe she meant it the night she packed
And said Jesus is coming back
Before she does

Before she does
Before she does
Yeah