Lyrics:

Keep your lawnmower, I don't care
Plenty of other people live 'round here
You're having a party, well it's too late now
I don't wanna come anyhow
And there's a whole wide world
Full of strippers, gigs and girls
But if I can't be there
I'm gonna be somewhere else

I know that you don't consider me hip
But my shoulders grew around this unfashionable chip
A train club's like an injured groin
I served it when they wouldn't let me join
But now they've reconvened
And I might just be redeemed
But if I can't be there
I'm gonna be somewhere
Yeah, what gives you the right to tell me what to do?
I refuse point blank to listen to you
How I look so mean in my rebel pose
When I cut up my face just to spite my nose
And there's a place, date and time
I gotta answer for my crime
But if I can't be there
I'm gonna be somewhere else
I'm gonna be somewhere else now, baby
I'm gonna be somewhere else
I'm gonna be somewhere else now, baby
Yeah, I'm gonna be somewhere else now, baby
Gonna find me somewhere else
Yeah, I'll be somewhere else now, baby
I'm gonna be somewhere else now
Yeah, I'll be somewhere else now, baby