Lyrics:

The cat tripped over the garden wall
The dish got high with a spoon
The cow joined in on the water bed
And they all came a little too soon
I saw three ships go down to the bottom
I'm sure their peas were green
The little dog swore that he never got 'em
We know where he's been
The man in the moon shot a red balloon
And baked the air in a pie
He rode a cock horse through the chocolate sauce
And made all the little girls cry
Duck your head and dance for your daddy
And you may taste my wares
But when we poured the tea from the caddy
No polythene bag was there

Jumping Jones got scars on her shoulders
She never quite reached the sky
And old King Cole won't grow any older
His pistons piped a lie