Lyrics:

I could have been the King of Surf
I could have been the King of Surf
Gliding over planet earth
Gliding over planet earth
You gotta hold your nerve
You gotta hold your nerve
I could have been the British Sky
I could have been the British Sky
I could have made you feel so high
I would have made you feel so high
I could have been your guy
I could have been your guy
But I never was

But I never was
But I never was

I could have been a Canine Slim
I could have been a Canine Slim
I could have been a pioneer
I could have been a pioneer
Or a good idea for a panacea

But I never was
But I never was
But I never was
I could have been the Great I Am
I could have been the Great I Am
I could have been your pension plan
I would have been your pension plan
I could have been your man
I could have been your man

But I never was
But I never was
But I never was

I could have been the British Sky
I could have been the British Sky
I could have made you feel so high
I would have made you feel so high
I could have been your guy
I should have been your guy