Lyrics:

There's a great big mystery
And it certainly is worrying me
And that's diddy wa diddy
Diddy wa diddy
I wish somebody would tell me what diddy wa diddy means
I went out to look around
Somebody shouted, "See who's in town"
With your diddy wa diddy
Diddy wa diddy
I wish somebody would tell me what diddy wa diddy means
I got a little girl about five feet four
She said, "Come on over daddy and give me some more"
Of your diddy wa diddy
Diddy wa diddy
I wish somebody would tell me what diddy wa diddy means

I went up to church, put my hat on a seat
A lady sat on it said, "Oh, you sure is sweet
With your diddy wa diddy
Diddy wa diddy
I wish somebody would tell me what diddy wa diddy means"
Then I got put out of church
'Cause I talk about diddy wa diddy too much
My diddy wa diddy
Diddy wa diddy
I wish somebody would tell me what diddy wa diddy means

I said, "Lady, I'll soon be gone
Won't you give me that thing you're sittin' on"
My diddy wa diddy
Diddy wa diddy
I wish somebody would tell me what diddy wa diddy
I wish somebody would tell me what diddy wa diddy
I wish somebody would tell me what diddy wa diddy means