Lyrics:

As she blows, as she soaks
A siren like a fire croaks
Swinging her censor, swinging her cross
Makes a profit, makes a loss
Laetrium ponteum
De-de-de-de-de-de-de-de

This is the preacher from the black lagoon
This is the Funkolade bigot phone
One, two, three, four
Now he's running out the door
Five, six, seven, eight
Mr. X communicates
One, two, three, four
Now he's running out the door
Five, six, seven, eight
Mr. X communicates
As she blows, as she soaks
A siren like a fire croaks
Swinging her censor, swinging her cross
Makes a profit, you know the rest
Laetrium ponteum
De-de-de-de-de-de-de-de
This is the preacher from the black lagoon
This is the Funkolade bigot phone
One, two, three, four
Now he's running out the door
Five, six, seven, eight
Mr. X communicates
One, two, three, four
Now he's running out the door
Five, six, seven, eight
Mr. X communicates

Laetrium ponteum
De-de-de-de-de-de-de-de
One, two, three, four
Now he's running out the door
Five, six, seven, eight
Mr. X communicates
One, two, three, four
Now he's running out the door
Five, six, seven, eight
Mr. X communicates
This is the preacher from the black lagoon
This is the Funkolade bigot phone
This is the preacher from the black lagoon
This is the Funkolade bigot phone
This is the Funkolade bigot phone
This is the Funkolade bigot phone