Lyrics:

Ronnie worked the Waffle House
Had the 3rd shift
Had a body in his truck
He had yet to deal with
So
Whoops
He dug a hole in the ground
For mean Mrs. Delores
And there's a good reason he's known
As Ronnie Rigor Mortis
Delores started askin
A few too many questions
About the trailer by the Bojangles
On highway 77
Sure, a lab by a chicken place ain't ideal
But Ronnie makes sure that nobody's gonna squeal
And Ronnie Rigor Mortis ain't got no warrants yet
Yeah Ronnie Rigor Mortis ain't got no warrants yet
Ronnie was the muscle
And Randy was the cook
Cooked everyday but Sunday
To honor the good book
It was waffles at night
And ice during the day
Coulda been a good livin
If it stayed that way
Yeah Ronnie Rigor Mortis ain't got no warrants yet
Don't need a warrant for a man that's dead
Randy killed Ronnie with the poison fried chicken
Took the money and the trailer and his truck with him
When they found his body sometime the next day
Ronnie Rigor Mortis wasn't just a name
Ronnie I told you Delores is my grandmother
You-
Why'd you do that
She was 95
Well she said
She said
She comin round here she said "ohhhh ohh Randy
What are you doin out by the Bojangles again ohhh
Yeah- thats cuz- she's checkin-
Whatcha doin whats that what in that trailer oh ohhh"
She had to go Randy
Ronnie-
She had to go
I'm gonna-
I don't care if she's blind, she's gotta go
Ronnie?
Yep
I-
Yep
You know what? Let's get lunch
I'm gonna go to the Bojangles
You want- you want a chicken sandwich
You want fried chicken?
Yeah I'll take fried chicken! With a iced tea
Ok alright
Thanks Randy, that- you know
Yeah
That's really nice of you even though I
Killed your grandmother
Yeah I'll be right back
You're welcome