Lyrics:

Falalalala, falalalalalala (sing it with me girl)
Falalalala, falalalalalala
Hark the Herald
Who the hell's Herald?
That's the guy Granny met at Cracker Barrel
I don't really like him but hey, he's here
And grandpa's dead, so get him a beer
That ole nativity's lookin' kinda weathered
Dog on the couch chewin' on a shepherd
RV brakes squeakin' on a street
'Course Eddie shows up when it's time to eat
Yeah we got a whole famn damily dysfunction
And a whole lotta alcohol consumption
Singing Deck the Halls
'Tis the season
I'mma jingle all the way to the AA meeting
All the kids actin' up like Macaulay Culkin
All the adults suck at adulting
Yeah, here's to the dream Chevy was chasin'
Oh baby Jesus, help us
It's a Christmas vacation
Falalalala, falalalalalala (get a little off key)
Falalalala, falalalalalala
Well Shane brought his Michael friend home for a visit
He ain't out the closet, but we all know he's in it
Creepy cousin Cletus in his mall Santa suit
Wouldn't let my kids sit in his lap if I was you
Yeah we got a whole famn damily dysfunction
And a whole lotta alcohol consumption
Singing Deck the Halls
'Tis the season
I'mma jingle all the way to the AA meeting
All the kids actin' up like Macaulay Culkin
All the adults suck at adulting
Yeah, here's to the dream Chevy was chasin'
Oh baby Jesus, help us
It's a Christmas vacation
Falalalala, falalalalalala (one more time)
Falalalala, falalalalalala
Mama's got the vacuum out already
Daddy's in the pantry sneakin' Little Debbies
Somebody took Frosty's carrot
And stuck it down south
(Hey baby, that was probably one of our boys, no doubt)
Yeah we got a whole famn damily dysfunction
And a whole lotta alcohol consumption
Singing Deck the Halls
'Tis the season
I'mma jingle all the way to the AA meeting
All the kids actin' up like Macaulay Culkin
All the adults suck at adulting
Yeah here's to the dream Chevy was chasin'
Oh baby Jesus, help us
It's a Christmas vacation