Lyrics:

One, two
Woke up with a handcuff bruise
Folgers with the boys in blue
Deadbolt on a steel beam door
Bare feet on a concrete floor
Damn, what a start to the day
Guess I'll just sit here and rot
Hey mister, can I get a copy of the mugshot?
Last thing I remember, I forgot to eat dinner
Then I started sipping liquor and it all went dark
Ever since her leaving, I've been bottom barrel sinking
Man, I gotta quit drinking on a broken heart
Guess I was hitting it hard, woke up in a cell
Blew my money at the bar, now I can't make morning bail
They said I got one call
Walked up to the phone on the wall
So much for "Let's stay friends"
She didn't answer again
Damn, down on my luck
Don't know what I did, but I know this much
Last thing I remember, I forgot to eat dinner
Then I started sipping liquor and it all went dark
Ever since her leaving, I've been bottom barrel sinking
Man, I gotta quit drinking on a broken heart
Guess I was hitting it hard, woke up in a cell
Blew my money at the bar, now I can't make morning bail

Last thing I remember, I forgot to eat dinner
Then I started sipping liquor and it all went dark
Ever since her leaving, I've been bottom barrel sinking
Man, I gotta quit drinking on a broken heart
Guess I was hitting it hard, woke up in a cell
Blew my money at the bar, now I can't make morning bail