Lyrics:

Teddy was right about the treasure
In the butt
The next day you will see
Taff is washed up on the beach and
Oh my God, is that a gold bar?
The wave just washed him out far
The kids didn't look close enough
In the taffy butt
You have a
Taffy butt
There's treasure in that butt
I want that taffy butt
Ay yi, yi, yi, yi!
Taffy butt
It's such a
Taffy butt
There's gold there in that butt
Give me some taffy butt
Ay yi, yi, yi, yi, yi!
Taffy butt
Oh, I want the taffy butt
Gimme, gimme
Gimme some taffy butt
Ay yi, yi, yi, yi!