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Songs, faces, friends, places
Years and moments half forgotten
Laughs, fears, songs, tears
Memories are made of this
Cooperate in security
As requested by the United
This is a Conrad radio alert
Will now
For an indefinite

In a plea for sanity in a time of crisis
Governments of the world are urging people everywhere
To disregard the gigantic throbbing love orb
Currently hovering above the planet
UN Security Council member Giorgio Halt
Delivered this statement to members of the press
This so-called orb's beautiful aura
And seemingly boundless compassion for all man
Are no cause for alarm
But for now authorities can do no more
Than warn the public that little is known
About the orb's motives
And advise all citizens to resist
The indescribably haunting beauty
Emanating from its mesmerising luminescence

Songs, faces, friends, places
Years and moments half forgotten
Laughs, fears, songs, tears
Memories are made of this