Lyrics:

Hey baby, I'm glad you're callin' me
Me and the whole crew are goin' out
Yeah, there's gonna be girls at the party
But you ain't got a damn thing to worry 'bout
I know your worst fear is hearin' that
Some chick had her lips all over me
Swear to God that's a line I would never pass
Not to mention, I'd never want to be
Standin' on the front porch at midnight
Starin' down the barrel of a 45
Sayin', 'Hold on baby, think about it first
Before you go and put me six in the dirt'
There's been guys that ran around and found out
It ain't nothin' but a headstone now
Yeah, I couldn't 'cause I love you, and I wouldn't 'cause I ain't that dumb
To cheat on a girl with a gun
Ooh, a girl with a gun that I gotcha, that ya keep by your bedside
The one to keep away all the bad guys
You really think I'd teach you to shoot it
If I was gonna be the reason you'd use it?
Standin' on the front porch at midnight
Starin' down the barrel of a 45
Sayin', 'Hold on baby, think about it first
Before you go and put me six in the dirt'
There's been guys that ran around and found out
It ain't nothin' but a headstone now
Yeah, I couldn't 'cause I love you, and I wouldn't 'cause I ain't that dumb
To cheat on a girl with a gun
I've done a lotta stupid sh- in my life
But if I didn't go home alone tonight
I don't know what would kill me first
The bullet, or the tear in your eye

Standin' on the front porch at midnight
Starin' down the barrel of a 45
Sayin', 'Hold on baby, think about it first
Do you really want me six in the dirt?'
There's been guys that ran around and found out
It ain't nothin' but a headstone now
Yeah, I couldn't 'cause I love you, and I wouldn't 'cause I ain't that dumb
To cheat on a girl with a gun