Lyrics:

Well, I break the dishes and I burn the steak**lf**I spilled all the coffee that I try to make**lf**Tried to do some sewin'' stuck the needle in my hand**lf**That''s how it is when the wife runs off with another man.**lf****lf**Monday I washed when the sun was a-shining bright**lf**I used too much bleach an'' everything came out white**lf**This house looks like the garbage hit the fan**lf**That''s how it is when the wife runs off with another man.**lf****lf**TV dinner, chicken pot pie is all I''ve had to eat**lf**I''ve lost so much weight from living on hate till my shoes don''t fit my feet**lf**But still I''ve got to do the best I can**lf**That''s how it is when the wife runs off with another man.**lf****lf**--- Instrumental ---**lf****lf**Tried to iron my shirt but I had the iron too hot**lf**Now there''s a hole in the back of the best dang shirt I''ve got**lf**Nothing turns out right the way I planned**lf**And that''s how it is when the wife runs off with another man.**lf****lf**TV dinner, chicken pot pie is all I''ve had to eat**lf**I''ve lost so much weight from living on hate till my shoes don''t fit my feet**lf**But still I''ve got to do the best I can**lf**That''s how it is when the wife runs off with another man.**lf****lf**That''s how it is when the wife runs off with another man...