Lyrics:

Well, I break the dishes and I burn the steakI spilled all the coffee that I try to makeTried to do some sewin'' stuck the needle in my handThat''s how it is when the wife runs off with another man.Monday I washed when the sun was a-shining brightI used too much bleach an'' everything came out whiteThis house looks like the garbage hit the fanThat''s how it is when the wife runs off with another man.TV dinner, chicken pot pie is all I''ve had to eatI''ve lost so much weight from living on hate till my shoes don''t fit my feetBut still I''ve got to do the best I canThat''s how it is when the wife runs off with another man.--- Instrumental ---Tried to iron my shirt but I had the iron too hotNow there''s a hole in the back of the best dang shirt I''ve gotNothing turns out right the way I plannedAnd that''s how it is when the wife runs off with another man.TV dinner, chicken pot pie is all I''ve had to eatI''ve lost so much weight from living on hate till my shoes don''t fit my feetBut still I''ve got to do the best I canThat''s how it is when the wife runs off with another man.That''s how it is when the wife runs off with another man...