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[Verse]Give it a sec for the pain to startThis wreck right here, it ain''t for the faint of heartThey thought they saw the worst verseFrom the team of G men who seem like nerds at firstOnce they get to know us people dig usLeaders in the fight for equal rights for niggasInventor of the more dementeder flow, no bout a-doubt itThis go for if you''re bout it, bout it or rowdy, rowdyWhatever''s clever, the master foeWho every hooker heard of, but nar'' a ho knowIf we see tomorrow, the next day classesThe Villain in the back with the x-ray glassesHave no fear, the ninja hereFeel ''em like the tinge in your ear from drinkin'' ginger beerWhen it''s on, loco head gon'' lay lowAnd heat it like beef patty, coco bread con quesoIf you say so, lace the whole case loadThey say he wear a metal mask in case his face showHe told ''em they flows is bitch talk and ayo''sHis whole crew walk with pitchfork and halosSay ho if you never worked a J-OAnd keep more cash in a stash than the pay showOkay, yo, y''all know who to followTie ''em up in the crib and leave they place hollowOh, shoot, the goose she''s looseSo wild you couldn''t chase it down with straight fruit juiceFrown like the first time you taste couscousStash the deuce deuce, troops askin'' ''truce, truce''Today on intense wreck weekWe have the Supervillain in his own defense to speakIt''s all part of my mental techniquesAvailable to freaks and pencil-neck geeksTrain a sane brain to an insane train of thoughtOn a campaign trail he came to gain your supportCharge cash for a autographSay some shit to make your daughter laugh, then slaughter the assSee ''em on the big screen like Steve McQueenDo somethin'' and never be back once he leaves the sceneKeep more medicated pads than StridexFor his own side wreck with no known side effectsBefore you press charges use your noodleSo what when he grab the mic he crush your cute cuticlesKeep your mouth shut, everything will be beautifulIt would be awfully rude of you, now get back to your hoody hooDamn it, it ain''t worth the drama, can itFrom the calm bandit, eat rhymers like pomegranateSoon as he stepped in he lit the roomBoom, reschedule my noon with Brit Hume(DOOM!) In love with Mary Jane, she''s my main thingPulled her right from that web head, what a lame brainMaintain and say it, don''t spray itYou wanna see your girl again, you might as well pay itIf I had a dime for every rhymer''s that bust gunsI''d have a cool mil'' for my sons in trust fundsWhen I was broker than a broke dick dogI always kept a L to smoke in thick fogWhen it rain, it sure do thunderstormI got more rhymes in the summer than musty underarmsOne, two, microphone checkerFirst learned to neck off a Home Ec homewreckerThis is back when he was like crib ageWhen he hit the stage, it''s like a gauge to the rib cageBreak the mic like a rock star break a guitarAnd jump off the stage like ''Yee haw!''[Outro: Skit](UN leader): We shall now vote for a new world leader. I nominate, DOOM. All in favor, say Aye(Delegates (In unison)): Aye!(John Jameson): Oh no(DOOM): DOOM, is master of the world(Boris the foreman): We must hurry(Johan the rebel): Wait! If you are really with us, prove it. Let me hear you say it. Tell me that DOOM is a tyrant and must be overthrown(Boris the foreman): I-I have spent my life(Johan the rebel): Say it! You have spent your life serving a tyrant. DOOM must be stopped(Boris the foreman): I fear you''re right, my friend(DOOM Cronie): The President of the United States is on the phone(DOOM): Mr. President, you''re at the mercy of your deadliest enemy(President): It is time you learned once and for all, DOOM. The United States does not barter with terrorists(DOOM): You never learn, do you?(Boris the foreman): Here, this is the address of friends in New York. They''ll help