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[Verse]**lf**Give it a sec for the pain to start**lf**This wreck right here, it ain''t for the faint of heart**lf**They thought they saw the worst verse**lf**From the team of G men who seem like nerds at first**lf**Once they get to know us people dig us**lf**Leaders in the fight for equal rights for niggas**lf**Inventor of the more dementeder flow, no bout a-doubt it**lf**This go for if you''re bout it, bout it or rowdy, rowdy**lf**Whatever''s clever, the master foe**lf**Who every hooker heard of, but nar'' a ho know**lf**If we see tomorrow, the next day classes**lf**The Villain in the back with the x-ray glasses**lf**Have no fear, the ninja here**lf**Feel ''em like the tinge in your ear from drinkin'' ginger beer**lf**When it''s on, loco head gon'' lay low**lf**And heat it like beef patty, coco bread con queso**lf**If you say so, lace the whole case load**lf**They say he wear a metal mask in case his face show**lf**He told ''em they flows is bitch talk and ayo''s**lf**His whole crew walk with pitchfork and halos**lf**Say ho if you never worked a J-O**lf**And keep more cash in a stash than the pay show**lf**Okay, yo, y''all know who to follow**lf**Tie ''em up in the crib and leave they place hollow**lf**Oh, shoot, the goose she''s loose**lf**So wild you couldn''t chase it down with straight fruit juice**lf**Frown like the first time you taste couscous**lf**Stash the deuce deuce, troops askin'' ''truce, truce''**lf**Today on intense wreck week**lf**We have the Supervillain in his own defense to speak**lf**It''s all part of my mental techniques**lf**Available to freaks and pencil-neck geeks**lf**Train a sane brain to an insane train of thought**lf**On a campaign trail he came to gain your support**lf**Charge cash for a autograph**lf**Say some shit to make your daughter laugh, then slaughter the ass**lf**See ''em on the big screen like Steve McQueen**lf**Do somethin'' and never be back once he leaves the scene**lf**Keep more medicated pads than Stridex**lf**For his own side wreck with no known side effects**lf**Before you press charges use your noodle**lf**So what when he grab the mic he crush your cute cuticles**lf**Keep your mouth shut, everything will be beautiful**lf**It would be awfully rude of you, now get back to your hoody hoo**lf**Damn it, it ain''t worth the drama, can it**lf**From the calm bandit, eat rhymers like pomegranate**lf**Soon as he stepped in he lit the room**lf**Boom, reschedule my noon with Brit Hume**lf**(DOOM!) In love with Mary Jane, she''s my main thing**lf**Pulled her right from that web head, what a lame brain**lf**Maintain and say it, don''t spray it**lf**You wanna see your girl again, you might as well pay it**lf**If I had a dime for every rhymer''s that bust guns**lf**I''d have a cool mil'' for my sons in trust funds**lf**When I was broker than a broke dick dog**lf**I always kept a L to smoke in thick fog**lf**When it rain, it sure do thunderstorm**lf**I got more rhymes in the summer than musty underarms**lf**One, two, microphone checker**lf**First learned to neck off a Home Ec homewrecker**lf**This is back when he was like crib age**lf**When he hit the stage, it''s like a gauge to the rib cage**lf**Break the mic like a rock star break a guitar**lf**And jump off the stage like ''Yee haw!''**lf****lf**[Outro: Skit]**lf**(UN leader): We shall now vote for a new world leader. I nominate, DOOM. All in favor, say Aye**lf**(Delegates (In unison)): Aye!**lf**(John Jameson): Oh no**lf**(DOOM): DOOM, is master of the world**lf****lf**(Boris the foreman): We must hurry**lf**(Johan the rebel): Wait! If you are really with us, prove it. Let me hear you say it. Tell me that DOOM is a tyrant and must be overthrown**lf**(Boris the foreman): I-I have spent my life**lf**(Johan the rebel): Say it! You have spent your life serving a tyrant. DOOM must be stopped**lf**(Boris the foreman): I fear you''re right, my friend**lf****lf**(DOOM Cronie): The President of the United States is on the phone**lf**(DOOM): Mr. President, you''re at the mercy of your deadliest enemy**lf**(President): It is time you learned once and for all, DOOM. The United States does not barter with terrorists**lf**(DOOM): You never learn, do you?**lf****lf**(Boris the foreman): Here, this is the address of friends in New York. They''ll help