Lyrics:

Dennis: Ow, people gather round me, it''s whom it may concern.**lf**I''m not trying to run your life.**lf****lf**Melvin: But you''re never too old to learn, huh.**lf****lf**Dennis: Stop worrying about your neighbors and the fancy things they got.**lf**''Cause if you do you''ll find it sure, you''re gonna wind up on the spot.**lf****lf**Eddie: Don''t let the Jones**lf**Dennis: Don''t let the Jones**lf**Melvin: Don''t let the Joneses**lf**Group: Get you down, oh down.**lf****lf**Dennis: One more time.**lf****lf**Group: Don''t let the Joneses**lf**Dennis: Don''t let the Jones**lf**Group: Don''t let the Joneses**lf**Group: Get you down, oh down.**lf****lf**Woo, woo-oo-oo-oo**lf****lf**Paul: Huh, you may not believe it but nine times out of ten it''s true.**lf**The people you''re trying to keep up with...**lf****lf**Melvin: Are trying to keep up too.**lf****lf**Eddie: Remember that old saying, ''All that glitters ain''t gold''.**lf**Take heed, don''t ignore it until your money time will hold. Oh**lf****lf**Eddie: Don''t let the Jones**lf**Dennis: Don''t let the Jones**lf**Melvin: Don''t let the Joneses**lf**Group: Get you down, oh down.**lf****lf**Eddie: Hear me now, now.**lf****lf**Group: Don''t let the Joneses**lf**Dennis: Don''t let the Jones**lf**Group: Don''t let the Joneses**lf**Group: Get you down, oh down.**lf****lf**Who-har-har-who-who, Who-har-har-do-do-do-do**lf****lf**Dennis: You''re lying to yourself but you don''t even know it.**lf**You''re so busy following the Joneses, you ain''t got time to show it.**lf**Keeping up with the Joneses, it''ll only makes your life a mess.**lf**Bill collectors, tranquilizers and getting deeper in debt.**lf****lf**Eddie: You better leave...**lf**Group: The Joneses alone.**lf**Dennis: Tell ''em one more time.**lf**Eddie: You better leave, oh leave...**lf**Group: The Joneses alone.**lf****lf**Otis: Joneses got a new car today.**lf**Dennis: Here''s what you should say...**lf**Group: Harray for the Joneses!**lf**Dennis: Instead you worry till your whole head turns gray.**lf**Group: Worry ''bout the Joneses.**lf****lf**Melvin Remember it''s their car and they''re the ones who had to pay.**lf**Group: So leave Jo-Jo-Joneses alone.**lf**Dennis: Listen, your car might be old, but remember it never fails to get you where you want to go.**lf****lf**Eddie: Oh, don''t let the Jones**lf**Dennis: Don''t let the Jones**lf**Melvin: Don''t let the Joneses**lf**Group: Get you down, oh down.**lf****lf**Eddie: Hear me now, now.**lf****lf**Group: Don''t let the Joneses**lf**Dennis: Don''t let the Jones**lf**Group: Don''t let the Joneses**lf**Group: Get you down, oh down.**lf****lf**Do-do-do-do-do-do...(ect.)**lf****lf**Group: You''re doing fine.**lf**Don''t let the Joneses get you down.**lf**Paul: Now listen, if you see something you want and you know you can''t afford it,**lf**The very next thing for you to do is start saving towards it.**lf**Dennis: The Joneses have been a downfall for many persons, you see.**lf**So people, take my advice and let the Joneses be. Ow.**lf****lf**Eddie: Don''t let the Jones**lf**Dennis: Don''t let the Jones**lf**Melvin: Don''t let the Joneses**lf**Group: Get you down, oh down.**lf****lf**Eddie: Hear me now, now.**lf****lf**Group: Don''t let the Joneses**lf**Dennis: Don''t let the Jones**lf**Group: Don''t let the Joneses**lf**Group: Get you down, oh down.**lf****lf**Group: You''re doing fine.**lf**Don''t let the Joneses get you down. (Whoo)**lf**You''re doing fine.**lf**Don''t let the Joneses get you down. (Whoo)**lf****lf**Do-do-do-do-do-do...(ect.) Boom-boom-boom-boom...(ect