Lyrics:

I was shopping for a suit the other day **lf**And walked into the department store **lf**I stepped on the elevator and told the girl **lf**''Dry goods floor'' **lf****lf**When I got off I saw a salesman was coming to me **lf**He said ''Now, what can I do for you'' **lf**I said ''Well go in there and show me all the sport''s clothes **lf**Like you''re supposed to'' **lf****lf**He said, ''Well, sure, come on in buddy **lf**Dig these fabrics we got laid out on the shelf'' **lf**He said ''Pick yourself out one **lf**Try it on, stand in the mirror and dig yourself'' **lf****lf**Ohhhhhh...That suit''s pure herringbone **lf**Ohhhhhh...Yeah, that''s a suit I''d like to own **lf**Ohhhhhh...Buddy, that suit is you **lf**Ohhhhhh...Yeah, I believe it too **lf****lf**I see for the business man you feature the natural shoulder **lf**That retail, wholesale indeed **lf**It''s got the custom cuffs and the walking short **lf**He said ''And I''m gonna let you have at a steal'' **lf****lf**And for the playboy you have the latest in tweed **lf****lf**With the cut-away flap over twice **lf**It''s a box-back, two button western model **lf**He said, ''Now ain''t that nice'' **lf****lf**Ohhhhhh...Them buttons are solid gold **lf**Ohhhhhh...You made a deal, sold **lf**Ohhhhhh...That collar''s pure camel hair **lf**Ohhhhhh...Well, you can just set it down right in that chair **lf****lf**(Sax interlude) **lf****lf**Now you go back there and you get that paper and let me sign on the dotted line **lf**And I''ll make sure I get all my payments in right on time **lf**Hey wait a minute buddy, let me go back there and do a little checking on you **lf**Then the man come back, he said ''I''m sorry my man but your credit didn''t go through'' **lf**Why, what you mean **lf****lf**Ohhhhhh...Ain''t this a shame **lf**Ohhhhhh...My heart''s in pain **lf**Ohhhhhh...Pure, pure herringbone **lf**Ohhhhhh...That''s a suit you''ll never own **lf**Oh, Lord have mercy