Lyrics:

Got my Mazda in the easy park-in
At the rock and roll supermarket
Muzak music makes me feel so funny
I went and spent all my money

We're riding on the escalator of life
We're shopping in the human mall
We're dancing on the escalator of life
Won't be happy till we have it all
We want it all
Escalator of life (Up and down)
Escalator of life (Round and round)

There's a hundred and eleven choices
Don't listen to those little voices
I don't let the guilty feeling shake me
You can have your cake and eat it, baby

We're riding on the escalator of life
We're shopping in the human mall
We're dancing on the escalator of life
Won't be happy till we have it all
We want it all
Escalator of life (Up and down)
Escalator of life (Round and round)

Hah

Hey girl, I'm a personal friend of Gloria Vanderbilt
I got all the gold in the world around my neck
Come ride the steel dinosaur
Run wild in the jungle
It's a Zulu Nation
Seduction, sacrifice, a new sensation
Nothing ever changes

We're riding on the escalator of life
We're shopping in the human mall
We're dancing on the escalator of life
Won't be happy till we have it all
We want it all
Escalator of life (Up and down)
Escalator of life (Round and round)

We're riding on the escalator of life
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh