Lyrics:

(Feat. Ludacris)**lf****lf**yeah!**lf**yea-Yeah!**lf**whoa-O-Ohh**lf****lf**[hook 1]**lf**nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty**lf**nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty**lf**nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty**lf**don''t Chop Me, Shawty Don''t Screw Me**lf**shawty Don''t Chop Me, Shawty Don''t Screw Me**lf**shawty Don''t Chop Me, Shawty Don''t Screw Me**lf**yeah**lf**yea-Yeah**lf****lf**[verse 1 T-Pain]**lf**have You Ever Seen**lf**a Dime Piece All Alone At The Bar (Bar-Bar)**lf**straight Out Of A Magazine**lf**and You Just Want To Let Her Know Who You Are (Are-Are)**lf**so You Say Let Me Buy You A Drink**lf**or Let A Conversation**lf**if That''s What You Want To Do (Do-Do)**lf**and She Said Love Is About To End**lf**and You Said Welcome To My Crib**lf**and She Said I Can''t Leave My Friends**lf****lf**[chorus 1]**lf**now You''ve Offically Been Chopped And Screwed**lf**screwed-Screwed**lf**chopped-Chopped**lf**and Screwed**lf**you''ve Offically Been**lf**dance-Dance**lf**screwed**lf**and Ewed-Ewed**lf**chopped**lf**screwed-Screwed**lf**you''ve Offically Been Chopped And Screwed**lf**and-And**lf**screw**lf**chop-Screw-Screwed**lf**you''ve Offically Been Screwed**lf**screwed**lf**screw-Screw**lf**chop-Chop**lf**and Screwed**lf**you''ve Officially Been**lf**and-And**lf**screwed**lf****lf**[hook 2]**lf**shawty Don''t Chop Me, Shawty Don''t Screw Me (Yeah)**lf**sha-Shawty Don''t Chop Me, Shawty Screw-Screw (Chopped And Screwed)**lf**shawty-Shawty Don''t Chop, Shawty-Shawty Don''t Screw Me (Heyyy-Yeah)**lf**shawty Don''t Chop Me, Don''t-Don''t Screw Me (Yea-Yeah)**lf****lf**[verse 2 T-Pain]**lf**have You Ever Been In The Vip Room**lf**of Your Favorite Street Club (Club-Club)**lf**and You Got A Shawty On You**lf**kissing On Your Neck**lf**making You Feel Like She So In Love (Love-Love)**lf**now You Done Grabbed You A Couple A Drinks**lf**and You Feeling Like It''s About Time To Cuddle Up (Up-Up)**lf**and You Said Shawty What''s Really Up**lf**and She Takes Big Sip Out Yo Cup**lf**and She Said It''ll Be 60 Bucks**lf****lf**[chorus 2]**lf**now You''ve Officially Been Chopped And Screwed**lf**screwed-Screwed**lf**chopped-Chopped**lf**and Screwed**lf**you''ve Officially Been**lf**dance-Dance**lf**screwed**lf**and Ewed-Ewed**lf**chopped**lf**screwed-Screwed (Luda-Luda (Hahaha))**lf**you''ve Officially Been Chopped And Screwed**lf****lf**[ludacris]**lf**nah-Nah-Nah**lf**shawty Why You Acting All Like That (Like That)**lf**like All You Ever Really Want To Do Is Just Doubt Me**lf**ludacris Can''t-Can''t Live With Out ''em**lf**but Even More I Bet You Really Can''t Live With Out Me (Nope)**lf**you-You Must Of Flipped Yo Wig (Yup)**lf**you Got To Be Out Yo Mind (Ey)**lf**i Chop Ch-Chop You Screw-You Screw**lf**you Out Of Yo-Out Of Yo Spine (Woo)**lf**back Breaker**lf**put You Over My Knees**lf**put You On Punishment**lf**women And I''ll Spank Ya (Baaa)**lf**have You Praising The Lord**lf**like Thank You-Thank You**lf**thank You Lord I Want To Thank You (Jesus)**lf**but Have You Ever Met A Women That Will Lead You On**lf**and Still You Work Instead Of Please Her (Yup)**lf**have Her Singing This Song**lf**cause All Night Long**lf**she Did Nothing But Flirt And Tease Ya (Yup)**lf**but I Got To Admit That I Have**lf**put One In The Air Sit Back And I Laugh (Ey)**lf**shawty Why Do You Insist On Doing Me That Bad (Ey)**lf**probably It''s Cause The Amount Of Booty That I Grab (Ey)**lf**comming Back To Haunt Me**lf**so Instead Of Being Put In Submission To Subdue (What Happened)**lf**guess What Dawg (Hahaha) (Lu-Lu-Luda)**lf****lf**[chorus 3]**lf**now You''ve Officially Been Chopped And Screwed**lf**screwed-Screwed**lf**chopped-Chopped**lf**and Screwed**lf**you''ve Officially Been**lf**dance-Dance**lf**screwed**lf**and Ewed-Ewed**lf**chopped**lf**screwed-Screwed**lf**you''ve Officially Been Chopped And Screwed**lf**and-And**lf**screw**lf**chop-Screw-Screwed**lf**you''ve Officially Been Screwed**lf**screwed**lf**screw-Screw**lf**chop-Chop**lf**and Screwed**lf**you''ve Offically Been**lf**and-And**lf**screwed**lf****lf**[hook 3]**lf**shawty Don''t Chop Me, Shawty Don''t Screw Me (Yeah)**lf**sha-Shawty Don''t Chop Me, Shawty Screw-Screw (Chopped And Screwed)**lf**shawty-Shawty Don''t Chop, Shawty-Shawty Don''t Screw Me**lf**shawty Don''t Chop Me, Don''t-Don''t Screw Me-Me-Me-Me-Me-Me-Me