Lyrics:

(Feat. Ludacris)yeah!yea-Yeah!whoa-O-Ohh[hook 1]nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawtynuh-Nuh Nuh Shawtynuh-Nuh Nuh Shawtydon''t Chop Me, Shawty Don''t Screw Meshawty Don''t Chop Me, Shawty Don''t Screw Meshawty Don''t Chop Me, Shawty Don''t Screw Meyeahyea-Yeah[verse 1 T-Pain]have You Ever Seena Dime Piece All Alone At The Bar (Bar-Bar)straight Out Of A Magazineand You Just Want To Let Her Know Who You Are (Are-Are)so You Say Let Me Buy You A Drinkor Let A Conversationif That''s What You Want To Do (Do-Do)and She Said Love Is About To Endand You Said Welcome To My Criband She Said I Can''t Leave My Friends[chorus 1]now You''ve Offically Been Chopped And Screwedscrewed-Screwedchopped-Choppedand Screwedyou''ve Offically Beendance-Dancescrewedand Ewed-Ewedchoppedscrewed-Screwedyou''ve Offically Been Chopped And Screwedand-Andscrewchop-Screw-Screwedyou''ve Offically Been Screwedscrewedscrew-Screwchop-Chopand Screwedyou''ve Officially Beenand-Andscrewed[hook 2]shawty Don''t Chop Me, Shawty Don''t Screw Me (Yeah)sha-Shawty Don''t Chop Me, Shawty Screw-Screw (Chopped And Screwed)shawty-Shawty Don''t Chop, Shawty-Shawty Don''t Screw Me (Heyyy-Yeah)shawty Don''t Chop Me, Don''t-Don''t Screw Me (Yea-Yeah)[verse 2 T-Pain]have You Ever Been In The Vip Roomof Your Favorite Street Club (Club-Club)and You Got A Shawty On Youkissing On Your Neckmaking You Feel Like She So In Love (Love-Love)now You Done Grabbed You A Couple A Drinksand You Feeling Like It''s About Time To Cuddle Up (Up-Up)and You Said Shawty What''s Really Upand She Takes Big Sip Out Yo Cupand She Said It''ll Be 60 Bucks[chorus 2]now You''ve Officially Been Chopped And Screwedscrewed-Screwedchopped-Choppedand Screwedyou''ve Officially Beendance-Dancescrewedand Ewed-Ewedchoppedscrewed-Screwed (Luda-Luda (Hahaha))you''ve Officially Been Chopped And Screwed[ludacris]nah-Nah-Nahshawty Why You Acting All Like That (Like That)like All You Ever Really Want To Do Is Just Doubt Meludacris Can''t-Can''t Live With Out ''embut Even More I Bet You Really Can''t Live With Out Me (Nope)you-You Must Of Flipped Yo Wig (Yup)you Got To Be Out Yo Mind (Ey)i Chop Ch-Chop You Screw-You Screwyou Out Of Yo-Out Of Yo Spine (Woo)back Breakerput You Over My Kneesput You On Punishmentwomen And I''ll Spank Ya (Baaa)have You Praising The Lordlike Thank You-Thank Youthank You Lord I Want To Thank You (Jesus)but Have You Ever Met A Women That Will Lead You Onand Still You Work Instead Of Please Her (Yup)have Her Singing This Songcause All Night Longshe Did Nothing But Flirt And Tease Ya (Yup)but I Got To Admit That I Haveput One In The Air Sit Back And I Laugh (Ey)shawty Why Do You Insist On Doing Me That Bad (Ey)probably It''s Cause The Amount Of Booty That I Grab (Ey)comming Back To Haunt Meso Instead Of Being Put In Submission To Subdue (What Happened)guess What Dawg (Hahaha) (Lu-Lu-Luda)[chorus 3]now You''ve Officially Been Chopped And Screwedscrewed-Screwedchopped-Choppedand Screwedyou''ve Officially Beendance-Dancescrewedand Ewed-Ewedchoppedscrewed-Screwedyou''ve Officially Been Chopped And Screwedand-Andscrewchop-Screw-Screwedyou''ve Officially Been Screwedscrewedscrew-Screwchop-Chopand Screwedyou''ve Offically Beenand-Andscrewed[hook 3]shawty Don''t Chop Me, Shawty Don''t Screw Me (Yeah)sha-Shawty Don''t Chop Me, Shawty Screw-Screw (Chopped And Screwed)shawty-Shawty Don''t Chop, Shawty-Shawty Don''t Screw Meshawty Don''t Chop Me, Don''t-Don''t Screw Me-Me-Me-Me-Me-Me-Me