Lyrics:

Rock!

She works at Hot Topic,
His heart microscopic,
She thinks that it's love,
But to him it's sex
He listens to Emo,
But Fat Mike's his hero
His bank account's zero
What comes next?
Same song, different chorus...

It's stupid, contagious
To be broke and famous
Can someone please save us
From Punk Rock 101
My Dickies, your sweatpants
My spiked hair, your new Vans
Let's throw up our rock hands
For Punk Rock 101

She bought him a skateboard
A rail slide, his knee tore
He traded it for drums at the local pawn shop
She left him for staring
At girls and not caring
When she cried 'cause she thought
Bon Jovi broke up
Same song, second chorus...

Chorus
Don't forget to delay
On the very last word

Seven years later
He works as a waiter
She married a trucker,
And he's never there
The story never changes
Just the names and faces
Like Tommy and Geena
They're livin on a prayer

Erik:
Did you just say that?

I said,

Chorus (2x)

It's stupid, contagious (same song, different chorus)
To be broke and famous
Can someone please save us (same song, different chorus)
From Punk Rock 101
My Dickies, your rock hands (same song, different chorus)
My spiked hair, your new Vans
Let's shop-lift some sweatpants(same song, different chorus)
For Punk Rock 101