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Big Lizard In My Backyardcan''t Afford To Feed Him Anymorebig Lizard In My Backyardbustin'' Down My Neighbour''s Doori Bought A Big Lizardonly A Dollar Fiftywell, That''s Pretty Neatyeah It''s Fuckin'' Niftybut I Just Can''t Afford To Feed Itand You Should See The Way It Shitsi''ve Got A Big Lizard In My Backyardcan''t Afford To Feed It Anymorebig Lizard In My Backyardbustin'' Down My Neighbour''s Doori Was Knocked Outta Bedlate Last Nighti Was Woken Up By The Sound Of Dynamitei Ran Downstairs To Find An Army Manhe Said