Lyrics:

Me and my old lady**lf**Ain''t been gettin'' along**lf**Things don''t get better,**lf**I''ll soon be long gone**lf**This situation''s driving me insane**lf**Somebody fetch my coat and hat and hand me my walking cane**lf****lf**Gotta put on my travelin'' shoes**lf**Gotta put on my travelin'' shoes**lf**Gotta put on my travelin'' shoes**lf**Gotta put on my travelin'' shoes**lf****lf**I''m trying to tell you, boys**lf**These hard-headed women these days**lf**The way they try and treat a man**lf**Ain''t nothing but a doggone shame**lf****lf**I talk and talk and talk**lf**She didn''t hear a word I said**lf****lf**Gonna get Hank Aaron''s baseball bat**lf**And tenderize her head**lf****lf**Gotta put on my travelin'' shoes**lf**Gotta put on my travelin'' shoes**lf**Gotta put on my travelin'' shoes**lf**Gotta put on my travelin'' shoes**lf****lf**Oh yeah**lf**Oh yeah**lf**Oh yeah**lf**Oh yeah**lf****lf**I''m trying to tell you, boys**lf**I''ve just about had enough**lf**I''m not gonna stick around**lf**And put up with all this stuff**lf**This situation is enough to kill a man**lf**Somebody fetch my coat and hat and hand me my walking cane**lf****lf**Gotta put on my travelin'' shoes**lf**Gotta put on my travelin'' shoes**lf**Gotta put on my travelin'' shoes**lf**Whoo!**lf****lf**Oh yeah**lf**Oh yeah**lf**Oh yeah**lf**Oh yeah